coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)

U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.

by Grumpy Vet November 20, 2023

Vision

You will most likely only meet a person named Vision once in your lifetime. The chances of you meeting one is low though. If you do happen to meet someone named Vision, you're pretty darn lucky.

Vision stop picking your nose

by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022

blackbox vision

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.

Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision

by kyk93 November 24, 2021

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

Vision

Dollar signs.

She saw dollar sign where others saw nothing, which she called vision (thinking it was somebody else's language than her own she was speaking).

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

baby vision

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)

Run--she got baby vision.

by DaTroot April 25, 2014

Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.

My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.

by LuckyCow September 4, 2016