victory curtain

The act of teabagging one's friend over the eyes after beating them in competition.

I beat Chuck at Madden, then knocked him down and gave him a victory curtain!

by Hotpants0292 November 4, 2013

Throne of Victory

A chair, royally appointed, possessing a large triumphant veiny dildo attached. The user may then insert said majestic phallus into the orifice of their choosing

In celebration of my team's recent victory, I shall be riding a throne of victory on monday

by Wags86 January 17, 2022

victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.

After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.

by Giant Black Meatus October 15, 2015

putanic victory

This is the "loser" version of a "Pyrrhic" victory, one that echoes the disaster of the Titanic on its maiden voyage. However, this one refers to the Russian president and his deluded invasion of Ukraine.

In three months of war in Ukraine, Russia's "special operation" can only be called a putanic victory with 25,000 dead Russian soldiers and close to 100,000 wounded.

by Rand Kremlin Paul May 14, 2022

strength of victory

A horrible tiebreak method of deciding who makes the NFL playoffs.

The 2010-2011 Green Bay Packers will always be the team that made the playoff of the shitty 'strength of victory' tiebreak method.

by aaron flucking rodgers January 17, 2011

victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast

yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!

by ChodeFart101 July 27, 2021

Victory Lap

Like when you first play a challenging video game and you have to learn the ropes and the second plays through , you know what to do and got the
Skill you can beat the video game so much faster and easier?

I don’t know which is better first play through or victory lap. I guess it depends on you and what you love to see. The underdog or the elite veteran.

by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ June 23, 2022