naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.

-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!

by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022

UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.

No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.

by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018

Uber-vated

Being annoyed that your Uber is late or lost. .

Mary was uber-vated when her Uber driver Jane didn't show up.

by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016

Uber competitive

Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.

The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

uber-douche

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.

john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."

by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010

Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.

It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.

by Ian-g June 10, 2018

Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’

We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019