Ur mom

I like trains im so famous

Ur mom: ur adopted

by Vaginaeraslay May 11, 2022

ur mom

the 2022 version of ...something from 1900

friend:do you want to watch a movie
me:i wanna watch ur mom

friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom

friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*

by dude is a gender neutral term October 30, 2022

ur mom

A very nice lady :)

ur mom is a very nice person

by TheHylian12 August 10, 2019

Ur mom

Ur mom is your mother

its Ur mom

by Your mother ur mom on yt October 25, 2019

Ur Mom

is commonly used as a comeback and jokes. It means exactly what it sounds like, but please do not use this one when talking to a sibling it is not the same and ruins it.

person 1: what were you doing today?
person 2: ur mom

sibling 1: what were you doing today?
sibling 2: ur mom
sibling 1:... we have the same mom...
sibling 2: yeah sorry

by _N.e.x_ March 7, 2022

Ur Mom

Probably the best thing to say when someone says... whatever they say. Look, I use it all the time, but I don't really know what it means. I'm just using my best definition.

What the person says: So many people make ur mom jokes
Comeback: Yeah, people like ur mom.

What the person says: I slept in my new bed.
Comeback: I slept on ur mom

by KoRnbandfan November 3, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is hot and i love her so much amd screw her every night

ur mom is hot

she is a milf

by @n0nym0v5 December 26, 2021