when one tries to stop or when something is blocking the urethra during ejaculation but it simply comes out harder and farther
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.
Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

by Redneck twinkie February 20, 2021

We just found out that Japanese kid Alex just had sex with his cousin, I guess that makes him a twinkie.
by sirtim121 July 16, 2018

by LordDoomShinji November 13, 2023

themostsadpandas reacting to an image showing the string of words 'hot cheetos twinkies smash burger' on reddit: "this sounds like a gay sex position from urban dictionary"
by wongerMcdonger July 20, 2025

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023
