Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

Tug-Boat You

One person stands still while the other pshysicaly moves them around to there liking

Before a Family Portrate
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok

by 2Ninja4U November 16, 2009

Narg Tug

Totally pointless , way to get out a conversation see example. SHOW STOPPER

Donald : "Coming to milk my cows?"

Bob " NARG TUG"

by Bob1966 December 7, 2009

cup n tug

When a man has his gentleman tackle cupped and his rod tugged by another person, whether of the same sex or the opposite. Can be performed as a solo act, however is frowned upon.

Mathew: "Damien i would greatly appreciate a cup n tug!"

Damien: "Well present the goods, i cant let you do it yourself as that is frowned upon"

by Tadpole_F_Ucker February 18, 2011

yin yang tug

An interracial double dutch rudder. Usually followed by a feeling of peace.

Yo, my guy Barry and I just Yin Yang Tugged in Nates apartment...felt good man.

by majorshake April 18, 2011

tug muscle

A buffoon; charlatan or oaf.

Epithet occasionally used by ex Labour MPs in New Zealand "He is a right tug muscle".

by vexnews July 28, 2007