Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 04, 2020

Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex

Look at this Jia toot wei face

by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018

Deja Toot

A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart

Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.

by tommiefrazier July 16, 2015

poota toot

1. Someone who likes to just let some serious air go.
2. A name when you give your friend when he/she farts continuously

1. Wow that girl over there is such a poota toot
2. I always call my friend a poota toot.

by ItsJustMeSally December 11, 2017

Toot Toot Yaws

“Toot Toot Yaws” is a phrase that is used to express amazement at something. anything can be referred to as toot toot yaws. it is a compliment!

“omg your hair is so toot toot yaws today”
“what is toot toot yaws?”
“look on urban dictionary…”

by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022