MAX

Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom

Wow max your a fatass

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

Max is a great guy and an amazing boyfriend. At first he may be a little shy but once you get to know him he is really sweet and caring. He is also really funny and very talkative. He's someone you definitely don't want to lose. So even if your parents make it hard for you to talk to him, or some crazy disease infects the world and you can't go to school and see him everyday, don't let that stop you from being with him. Also he's really smart but humble about it. And he's super cute.

I ❤️ u max.

by ihatemath07 April 23, 2020

Max

A kid who if you make him mad eats your lunch.

“Yo that kid just ate my cookie. He’s probably a Max.”

by littlepp22 January 26, 2019

Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother

Max has a small dick

by frederick max December 12, 2018

Max

A literal god. They are a kind, funny, athletic and charming person. A great person to be friends with, if you meet this person bow down and worship them.

Oh meh gawd it Max. We must bow to him

by CheeseLover57 March 12, 2019

Max

Almost definitely a nonce.

Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.

by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019

Max

Your friendly Outdoor Ed TA.

Max made sure no one put the helmet on backwards.

by cadmiumisdangerous October 25, 2018