Clarkson Theory

Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.

Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...

Steve-"So this is awkward"

Paul-"Hmm

Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...

Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"

Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.

by makster March 20, 2011

Pickle Theory

When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.

S: Do you like olives?

A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?

S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory

by panda69manda March 11, 2013

Theory of Shameful

When somebody does something really stupid on a trivial raid encounter in World of Warcraft.

"Dude, i just died to Big Bang on Algalon."
"Dude, i just died to beams on freya."
"Sorry, there was a mine on that totem."
Above are examples of the theory of shameful.

by SarkasmosTwo October 14, 2009

Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.

Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory

by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023

pigtail theory

Pigtail theory when a girl wears her hair in pigtails while going to work, these women usually make more money because they look like children.

Guy:Yo those pigtails are hot as fuck she looks so young I should tip her more money.
Girl: wow I guess the pigtail theory worked

by UrgentUrge August 27, 2023

theory-function

A contra-referentialization of the Dark Enlightenment's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.

Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018

Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.

The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"

by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009