The Jayson treatment

The Jayson treatment is very similar to the “ Canon event “. Here, it means that you get into a relationship but your partner comes put as gay. Every. Time.

“ Hey, my girlfriend told me she is a lesbian. “
- “ He got the jayson treatment… “

by P2nk February 17, 2024

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Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.

Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.

by rumhammer July 4, 2025

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pillow treatment

To get knocked out cold to the point it looks like you're sleeping

You better get yo mans before I give him that pillow treatment!

by pres009 October 30, 2014

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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

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