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Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)
Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!
by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021
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crocodile rodeo

When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.
by Big Dog the Pirate December 30, 2024
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Brokeback Rodeo

When a group of Bros get drunk, and get naked in a hotel room. They take turns being the "Bull" and the "Cowboy" After slathering each other with Baby oil, the Cowboy tries to ride the Bulls back. If he can stay on for 8 seconds, he gets to butt fuck the Bull while everyone yells "Ridem Cowboy"
"Me and the boys got to drinkin last night and had us a Brokeback Rodeo while we were in that fancy Vegas hotel room"
by Wrasslin Jimbo June 21, 2022
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When a man holds his legs in the air to expose his quivering rabbit nostril, and spits on it as lube
Devon - Hey richard do you want a san Francisco rodeo spit shine?

Richard- hell yeah bro! No homo tho
by Chkeni February 4, 2025
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Reverse Rodeo

If your girlfriend rides your man meat - tell her that her sister's tits look and feel better. Then try to get her off you as she sits on you and smacks your face with both hands
My girlfriend is riding my joystick nicely, out of the blue I tell her that her sister's tits look much better and feel nicer too. She starts pounding my face with 2 fists at once. I try with all my might to get her off me. I end up with 2 blue eyes but I did the reverse rodeo.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Cunt rodeo

My old job was such a cunt rodeo. My coworkers were so rude and out of control.
by Aunty DD November 30, 2024
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Chocolate Rodeo

Aaron's mum loves the chocolate rodeo.
by Corolla Master May 1, 2014
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