by anonymous February 11, 2022
Get the Jackoff Methodmug. “We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”
“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”
“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024
Get the flowy short methodmug. by The Beast (The Real One) October 20, 2021
Get the John Shea Methodmug. More reliable than the Pull Out Method at preventing pregnancy.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
When you see an attractive woman in public, immediately whip it out, regardless of who's around, and start masturbating furiously (optionally with crying).
Trust me, she won't go anywhere near you and you'll have zero chance of getting her pregnant.
Bro, I kept knocking up like every chick I met until I started using the whip out method & now I've found inner peace.
by SeattleSteveO May 18, 2022
Get the Whip Out Methodmug. by The Top Balla June 20, 2024
Get the The Flesh Methodmug. noun / verb / adjective / everything
A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.
Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
A universal word that can replace literally anything. “Method” adapts to every situation, every mood, and every sentence — it’s the most versatile word in existence.
Use it as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, whatever — it’ll still method.
“I’m going to work” → “I’m going to method.”
“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”
“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”
“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”
“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”
“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
“Do you want to go to the club?” → “You tryna method?” “Method.”
“This is not the vibe” → “This is not the method.”
“What’s your plan?” → “What’s your method?”
“I don’t like this” → “Anti-method.”
“I use it in all kinds of methods, and I method it very methodly.”
by Tommy Johnston (TIMMYG) November 5, 2025
Get the methodmug. by oasp March 20, 2025
Get the California Shower Methodmug.