by John Hetlinger January 13, 2018

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 5, 2011

by A.JC May 6, 2015

by Yerdy June 6, 2018

by Yaboi125 June 15, 2021

by YaBoiCorn21 June 7, 2022

A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!
(Adam Isbell)
(Adam Isbell)
A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!
(Adam Isbell)
(Adam Isbell)
by Pek0714 August 26, 2018
