Someone, typically those named “Collin,” who have a tendency to “Call in” to work often, reporting various illnesses, especially before, or after, vacations.
by ReezWitherzpoon July 19, 2025

by Wbbajahs January 27, 2021

The male equivalent of a Karen.
Collin is a law abiding middle aged man that enjoys employing citizens arrests at a moments notice the second he notices a black gentleman enter his local trader joe's.
He drives a white whip, and tops off his outfit by wearing white shades, and an iphone. He has three sons, Will, Chad, and Brad, who have been in little league since the moment they could walk. They are all burnt out, and suffering from polio, but Collin won't accept quiters or vaccines. You can't get autism if you die from polio, afterall.
Collin is a law abiding middle aged man that enjoys employing citizens arrests at a moments notice the second he notices a black gentleman enter his local trader joe's.
He drives a white whip, and tops off his outfit by wearing white shades, and an iphone. He has three sons, Will, Chad, and Brad, who have been in little league since the moment they could walk. They are all burnt out, and suffering from polio, but Collin won't accept quiters or vaccines. You can't get autism if you die from polio, afterall.
by BucksAMillion August 23, 2020

Collin's are caring loving people who put themselves before others. They'd go out of their way to make sure you got any and everything you need. They are always willing to help you as soon as you ask them and are the best at giving advice.
by THORISFATHER January 17, 2020

Noun: A kid who studders a lot and will suck your dick to make his teeth less black. Ex: “Can I have your cummies for t-o-o-othpase?”,”Go into your BIOS e-e-e-e-e”
by Kachowlolxd69 June 10, 2018

Homecoming Queen.
Prom Queen.
Omega Chi sweetheart, and something nice to look at.
That’s Clay Collins.
Prom Queen.
Omega Chi sweetheart, and something nice to look at.
That’s Clay Collins.
by claycollins August 7, 2021

Collin palzkill is my best friend
by Bigdog8464 April 11, 2023
