Infra-green vision

When you take a hit out of a bong through your eye socket and directly into your brain, resulting in "Infra-green vision" which allows you to see everything in different shades of green and trippiness.

I took a giant bong rip through my eye and had infra-green vision for three weeks and had the craziest munchies.

by A_D•420• February 8, 2015

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

Dr Vision

When you pull a chain out of a fat grannies ass and she her anus prolapses

Ohhh fuck I needed that Dr Vision

by fucking mad lad douglas March 2, 2021

Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.

My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.

by LuckyCow September 4, 2016

baby vision

1. When women reaching the expiry age of 35 look at men and only see genes.

2. Eyes that lock onto walking sperm sacs.

3. The ability to see babies that don't exist, from future parallel universes.

(Each usually accompanied with severe baby fever.)

Run--she got baby vision.

by DaTroot April 25, 2014

Vision

1. Vision#7147 on Discord

2. The Discord user with the biggest cock

Damn bro, Vision is packing

by ItsNotVision September 6, 2020

Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020