I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012

coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)

U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.

by Grumpy Vet November 20, 2023

Infra-green vision

When you take a hit out of a bong through your eye socket and directly into your brain, resulting in "Infra-green vision" which allows you to see everything in different shades of green and trippiness.

I took a giant bong rip through my eye and had infra-green vision for three weeks and had the craziest munchies.

by A_D•420• February 8, 2015

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011

Bad Guy Vision

The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight

"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"

by BathtubBarracuda June 22, 2016

tunnel vision intelligence

Someone whose only intelligent in one topic but when it comes to understanding anything besides that one topic they're stupid

A person with tunnel vision intelligence is the most intelligent (insert job title) in their field but dumb as f*** with anything else. "How can you possibly be capable of open heart surgery but can't understand a simple movie?"

by Queen Penelope July 28, 2022