Ted

Stand Ted on your school bag.

I'm having a rough Ted right now.

by LiptonIceTeaGreen December 3, 2021

Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia

Fans: “Looking sharp ted”

by SharpTed July 15, 2022

Ted Ireland

THE WITNESS! THE FINAL BOSS OF DESTINY 2!

TED IRELAND IS THE WITNESS, REVEALED!

by student7184761 July 21, 2022

Chilly Ted

When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head

“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”

by Ozzymandiass June 12, 2022

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by anonymous August 29, 2022