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Ted

Stand Ted on your school bag.
I'm having a rough Ted right now.
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Ted

The sharpest guy you’ll ever meet

Perfect with a Bella

Life was better in Australia
Fans: “Looking sharp ted”
by SharpTed July 15, 2022
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Ted Ireland

by student7184761 July 21, 2022
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Chilly Ted

When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head
“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”
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Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 1, 2022
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Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 1, 2022
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Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth
by anonymous August 29, 2022
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