Pizza Theory

When some one states that they prefer one thing but leave it open that they do not necessarily dislike another of the same subject.
Fred: "I don't know about you guys, but I prefer vag!"

Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"

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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"

David: "Just think of the pizza theory"

Jake: "What do you mean?"

David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"
by Stragic1 November 29, 2010
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Pickle Theory

When both person in a relationship both hates pickles, it means that they're compatible and perfect for each other. Originated from a Hong Kong drama during the 1970's.
S: Do you like olives?

A: no, i hate them
S: Oh then we can't be together anymore since i hate olives too, based on the oliver theory
A: But don't you hate pickles?

S: yeah i do, why?
A: then we're perfect for each other based on the pickle theory
by panda69manda March 11, 2013
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Theory of Shameful

When somebody does something really stupid on a trivial raid encounter in World of Warcraft.
"Dude, i just died to Big Bang on Algalon."
"Dude, i just died to beams on freya."
"Sorry, there was a mine on that totem."
Above are examples of the theory of shameful.
by SarkasmosTwo October 15, 2009
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The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.
Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.
by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019
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zide theory

Do you believe in zide theory?
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The Rania Theory

when you’re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.
you were born in the wrong generation? omg you’re The Rania Theory!!
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
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