Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 08, 2020

mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.

“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger”

by Nathaniel woolard April 05, 2021

mustard smell

basement dwellers

So many mustard smell in this area

by T23FRon August 21, 2023

Mustard Eater

A hard-ass, a man is above all other men in their manliness. Extreme talent in music or sports.”

“This guitar player is a real mustard eater”
“This guy eats mustard”

by PotatoLPC August 30, 2022

mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023

Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb

Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!

by El mago in a tomato January 24, 2024

Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Poodery January 03, 2024