Mushroom ditch

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.
by Puntilla August 23, 2017
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ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
by Whateverduuude May 02, 2018
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stick ditch

Female name for a dirty vagina that swallows men while never to be seen again. Many foreign objects can be found in that stick ditch such as lint, car keys, lighters etc.
That girl Colleen has a real dirty stick ditch. Has anyone heard from Larry!? The last time he was seen was entering the infamous stick ditch
by Stick ditch December 26, 2017
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D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time
Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...
by Kidwitt July 27, 2018
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Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021
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ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.
by defined word definition July 27, 2023
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Ding-dong Ditch

Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
by TechTalos July 31, 2021
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