Ninja Masturbation

Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.

Harry has Ninja masturbation skill!!

by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010

ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.

I <3 ninja cuddles :)

by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009

water ninja

US Navy SEAL

Death by water ninja

by VAW666 January 10, 2009

ninja abs

abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs

My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!

by flowhawk22 October 12, 2010

Lung Ninja

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.

I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.

by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012

Legal ninja

A term used to describe a highly skilled attorney.

Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.

George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.

by Lawdog April 8, 2020

sticky ninja

An act whereby an individual utilizes stealth and cunning to steal a passerby's towel while in a shower. The next step involves masturbating to completion into the stolen towel and placing it back, undetected, from whence it came. The victim will find themself unknowingly massaging their body with semen.

Dude, I totally just gave Bucket the Sticky Ninja.

I smell oddly fishy and salty. I think someone may have given me the Sticky Ninja.

by Spike Lizzle December 16, 2013