a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.
by westside fo life August 14, 2006
Get the mike jonesmug. Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.
Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005
Get the Vinnie Jonesmug. A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
by ... April 2, 2005
Get the mike jonesmug. A black person who likes to brag about having a 7 inch reproductive organ. He has crackhead friends and one white tweaker one he also comes from a ghetto neighborhood but moved to the suburbs. He is handsome as fuck and when he braids his hair in a bit it only makes girls want him even more
by JeezyNeedy05 June 21, 2018
Get the Jai Jonesmug. She is the nicest person you'll meet she is kind hearted. She dersves the world. Sometimes the world turns its back on her but she has to keep fighting. Love you your best friend.
by Your best friend, meg. October 23, 2019
Get the Riley Jonesmug. by Nick Bockwinkle April 1, 2008
Get the rollercoaster jonesmug. 