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Dem Jewish Niggs

a useless piece of human race that Hitler should've eliminated along with the rest of them and turned into soap.

Calm Down Normies its a joke
by JAJAJAOSH January 31, 2019
mugGet the Dem Jewish Niggsmug.

Jewish jack-knife

nothing jewish bout that, you just described driving in jersey
"wtf, did you see that mofo in the red pontiac go thru 4 lanes without signaling?"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"
by a triple h December 6, 2004
mugGet the Jewish jack-knifemug.

Jewish Spike Strip

A long like of shit that has been dropped across the entire street in order to make on-coming vehicles spatter the shit all over there tires and fender, or have to stop and turn around.
Bob: "Dude, why were you late for Stacey's party last night?"

Joe: "Well, I was coming and making good time until some jerk-offs decided to pinch out a Jewish Spike Strip over Third Street and I had to take the long way!"
by whitepower21 July 22, 2009
mugGet the Jewish Spike Stripmug.

Jewish Onion Ring

The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"

Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009
mugGet the Jewish Onion Ringmug.

Jewish Piggy Bank

While having relations, the man pulls out before climaxing. He then stuffs 12-65 coins in the girls snatch. The man then starts intercourse again and finishes by giving the girl an early interest payment of semen.
While they were having sex, John noticed some loose change in the bed. He then did what any other Jewish man would do, he gave Jane a Jewish Piggy Bank.
by Moisha Albright March 13, 2010
mugGet the Jewish Piggy Bankmug.

Pro-Jewish

Someone who is for the jewish, or just extremely awesome
im pro-jewish
whoa your awesome lets sex-up
by extrememasteroftheabyss April 30, 2009
mugGet the Pro-Jewishmug.

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