Tennessee

beautifull place where the people there are not as smart as much as the place's beauty. most poeople are rednecks and the others who are not are dirrty dirtty rappers.

south sideeeeee... lol

by sup May 13, 2005

wrecksville tennesse

To get drunk on alcoholic beverages. generally requires an extremely large ammount of alcohol to attain true residence in wrecksville tennesse.

Works extremely well if you raise the pitch of your voise when saying ''tennesse'' and adopt a Michael Jackson(esque) ''hee hee'' in your voice.

PERSON 1: ''Hey, what you doing tonight?''
PERSON 2: ''I'm getting fucked up''
PERSON 3: ''I'm pretty tipsy like..''
PERSON 2: ''I've bipassed tipsy and i'm on a way trip to wrecksville tennesse!''

by metal meltdown June 1, 2006

Tennessee

Where roadkill is legally yours and legally edible, but you need a tag to keep a roadkilled bear.

This Tennessee deer tastes like windshield washer fluid.

by Knux2 July 22, 2009

Tennessee

verb; to deficate with bathroom door open, preferably in the presence of others. to "take a Tennessee"

"Boy, Mom was taking a nasty Tennessee last night!"

by Jesse Palmer October 7, 2006

tennessee

Ground Zero for mediocre hick losers. Stay away. You still can; you still have a chance. I don't.

Homosexuals, psychos, 90 IQ crackers, some quiet but sneaky blacks, and people who stumbled off the set of a Civil War movie, blinking and pissy. Take a poor Irishman, give him a lobotomy, and you've got yourself a denizen of Lower Appalachian. Jews own the downtowns but get alarmingly hickish over the years. IQ tends to corrode fast here.

You're in =Tennessee= now, BOY.

by Tennessee4eva April 19, 2007

Tennessee

A "southern" state thats just barely in the south.. more of a middle state really.

Ahm frum TEN-see yawl! Land o' dixie!

by Southerner March 18, 2005

Tennessee

A horrible place in the south that noone deserves to live in. Half of it is full of overly religious inbred hicks and then the other half is full of cows and corn. The only good thing about it is that certain parts of it have good shopping.

Guy 1: How was your trip to Tennessee?
Guy 2:Horrible, I couldn't find my way out of all the corn.

by J.J. The Flying Taco November 7, 2007