Ted 2 poo

A way of rejection

Sorry I Ted 2 poo like you

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025

TED

Ted is a way of life, a state of being, all should open their hearts to Ted. Ted will lead is the answer, ted is all you need. Join ted

Ted will lead us towards salvation

by TED BUHDY July 9, 2021

Chilly Ted

When a girl eats a bunch of ice lollies before giving a guy head

“Dave you’ll never believe what just happened down at the pub,
This girl came over and gave me a chilly ted”

by Ozzymandiass June 12, 2022

ted jepson

someone you care about and makes you feel warm inside when your around them, someone you miss when there not there and the biggest idiot lol

“wow he’s my ted jepson!”

by lottie :) October 26, 2020

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

ted

Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.

Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb

by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022

Ted King as Senator Bartlett

Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023