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Strawberry Shortcake

A word found in the Nictionary (Nicki Minaj dictionary) and is used to describe a person who is focused on beef and drama rather than themselves and getting their money.
by Suckafreemaraj May 3, 2021
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Strawberry Daiquiri

To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills

Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.

*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019
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Strawberry Crapper

A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.
That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.
by Vetisthewicked August 27, 2010
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Strawberry Gnome

Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.
I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.
by Happy Joe10 July 23, 2011
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She’s a strawberry

A girl who sells or offers her pussy for shit
She’s a Strawberry,Starwberry is selling pussy for crack
by Lopsnw December 11, 2021
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Bald strawberry

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.
Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.
by Websterman January 29, 2016
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Strawberry twist

When a red head does a little twist on your dick
Omg jane, your friend just gave me the best strawberry twist of my life !
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