Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.
I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.
by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018
Get the Strawberry pubesmug. For a woman to pull her bloody tampon from her vagina and allow her partner to suck on it whilst having intercourse.
Jim: "I just broke up with your sister"
Bob: "Why?"
Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"
Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "
Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.
Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*
Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."
Bob: "Why?"
Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"
Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "
Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.
Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*
Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."
by slams4daddy July 3, 2014
Get the Strawberry Trashcanmug. When a girl has been screwed in the butt so many times by a juiced up guy that her butthole looks like a busted straweberry.
by Strawberry beefcake June 30, 2017
Get the Strawberry beefcakedmug. Girl 1: So what base did you and Dan get to?
Girl 2: Whatever it was, I was seeing strawberry skies by the end of it!
Girl 2: Whatever it was, I was seeing strawberry skies by the end of it!
by queefastus February 22, 2023
Get the Strawberry Skiesmug. by Lopsnw December 11, 2021
Get the She’s a strawberrymug. To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
by fetusdeIetus April 10, 2019
Get the Strawberry Daiquirimug. A guy fills a girl's vagina with milk during her period and picks her and drinks it, all while she is chanting chug.
by ErodedFox March 7, 2021
Get the Strawberry Chugmug.