by Parzival1337 November 09, 2021
A cousin of the humble brag, the straight brag is shameless self promotion without regard to modesty or self humility. It is undeserved self praise, instantly recognized by friends and coworkers as a self coping mechanism designed to mask serious issues of self confidence.
April: "hey, how did it go over there today?"
Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."
April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."
Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."
April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."
by BossMan916 December 15, 2012
A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.
by Tobicat August 18, 2017
A completely made up phrase to annoy all the Millennials in your life. Who knows, maybe it will take off! Could mean anything you want it to. Let's get creative!
by Millennial Crusher April 10, 2023
A theoretical and trans-dimensional body of water thought to exist under the capital city of Ashgabat. The Xeuron straight is home to this universe's largest Spingfleng infection and is the world's leading supply of Hingle Fibers. The only known way to naturally reach the Xeuron Straight is through the artificial construction of a rudimentary Bobar Nucleus.
by Gonars Banking May 29, 2021
A non-alcoholic six pack preferred by people that live a straight edge lifestyle. Most commonly a six pack of Root Beer that comes in a beer-type carrier.
Person A: Hey dude, you going to that kegger tonight?
Person B: Yea, but I'm not drinking cause I'm Straight Edge.
Person A: So am I, that's why I'm taking a Straight Sixer.
Person B: Yea, but I'm not drinking cause I'm Straight Edge.
Person A: So am I, that's why I'm taking a Straight Sixer.
by Joshua TX July 30, 2011
A girl or woman who is exclusively or almost exclusively attracted romantically and\(slash)or sexually attracted to men.
Alice is a straight girl because she is a girl who is only attracted to men. Alex is also a straight girl however she once thought a female celebrity is pretty but besides that she is exclusively attracted to males.
by Doggoro December 29, 2022