Squantch-Nugget

When the squantch or vagina juice hardens into a ball. Usually a douche is required to fix the problem.

Insult: You Squantch-Nugget!

by Tyler March 10, 2004

Squinking

A failed attempt to wink by a person who can't wink, resulting in said person squinting awkwardly.

She could wink with her left eye, but when she tried to wink with her right eye she just ended up squinking.

by KingMJ October 14, 2011

Squirtage

Squirt-age
Noun. (skwûrtitj)
1. The ejaculate expelled during moments of sheer orgasmic awesomeness.

Dude, this Cinnamon Life is so delicious I think I just released some squirtage.

by Stifely July 18, 2012

Squirt one off in my ass

It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.

Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.

Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!

by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017

Squinny

Chipmunk: word used in Des Moines area

There's a squinny living under my porch

by anonymous September 15, 2020

squinty eye fuck

A term used to describe asian people who have small or thin eyes that they can berely see out of

"Hey you know that guy Nick? I hate him...squinty eye fuck"

by Prince Abdulla November 28, 2016

Squinge

To shrivel or get wrinkly.

The cherries have been in the fridge so long, they're beginning to squinge.

by Sapba66 January 1, 2019