split those

When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.

"Hey man, I heard you split those last night. Was it good?"

by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014

split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Banana Split

A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.

Made the little whore a banana split last night... he screamed like a strangled cat the whole time.

by SATANIK KRIGSMASCHINE July 8, 2019

Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016

double splitted

The act of double splitting in a speedrun.

"SHIT! I just double splitted"

by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018

Banana split

when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.

"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."

by Havanabanana May 31, 2017

lane splitting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who suffers from a fistula.

I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.

by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 24, 2009