A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.
by SATANIK KRIGSMASCHINE July 8, 2019
Get the Banana Split mug.when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.
"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."
by Havanabanana May 31, 2017
Get the Banana split mug.When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.
by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014
Get the split those mug.A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)
"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
Get the split the charge mug.The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
Get the split screening mug.by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018
Get the double splitted mug.I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.
by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 24, 2009
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