Jeremy: Hey Gerald you look very nice today.
Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?
Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day
Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?
Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day
by Totally not your mom November 08, 2021
no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*
by warmachine76123 April 17, 2021
the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.
by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023
This sentence belongs to Mr.Beast. He has a YouTube channel and he is pewdiepies biggest supporter and has been noticed by pewdiepie countless times. He spends a lot of his money donating to pewdiepie.
by Addywaddy81 July 07, 2019
When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.
"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.
"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.
You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.
"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."
"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.
You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.
"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."
by Pwaaool February 04, 2021
The world seems too messed up to the point where modern society seems stupid and irrelevant. Is there any hope in this place anymore.
Something has to happen soon or I’m going to lose my mind. SEEMS LIKE My life is becoming more and more irrelevant.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
i am extemely bored urban dictionary give me something interesting
by wsxdeck June 12, 2020