by Chravis Chreeves March 12, 2025
Get the Coin Sniffermug. Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020
Get the Bed Sniffermug. by Snake428 April 24, 2024
Get the LeJock Sniffermug. A person who give away all of their Pokémon cards to wear a gun and badge.
A person who gets off on having their vehicle windows tinted “for their safety”, but display stickers such blue line flags and “1*”.
An individual who thinks just answering the radio vs being proactive is real police work.
An individual who attended a protest in Saratoga Springs and thinks they “Hard” or “The real deal”.
A person who gets off on having their vehicle windows tinted “for their safety”, but display stickers such blue line flags and “1*”.
An individual who thinks just answering the radio vs being proactive is real police work.
An individual who attended a protest in Saratoga Springs and thinks they “Hard” or “The real deal”.
by Star badge 4 life February 4, 2023
Get the Hulster Sniffermug. a person who likes to sniff objects but normally hair. usually comes from a payton,noah, or a Mallory.
by CatINTheHatThEbest October 10, 2019
Get the Sniffermug. A disparaging way to refer to the type of sports fan, most obvious at the collegiate level, who likes to get a little too close to the players, especially after the game.
Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."
Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."
"Before we conduct any interviews, it's a good idea to let the jockstrap-sniffers storm through here. Then we'll shoo them out and get down to business."
by al-in-chgo May 24, 2018
Get the jockstrap-sniffersmug. A gravy seal type who has never served in the military but loves to talk about guns and what he’s going to do if someone treads on him.
Todd is always yammering about storming the capital but he couldn’t lead a formation up to the Sizzler’ buffet, the camo sniffer.
by Crisco ain’t butter August 8, 2024
Get the camo sniffermug.