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Scrunkly

A Mexican monkey, with a scrunched up face. (Term is only used for monkeys)Monkey typically originates from Mexico, but has been found in South American countries.
Did you see the Mexican monkey? His face was scrunkly.
by Zombie slayer 42 October 19, 2023
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shaunking

The act of pretending to be involved with successful humanitarian causes in order to grift money from gullible leftists while pretending to be Black
That white guy didn’t help free the people kidnapped by Hamas; he’s totally shaunking about it on Twitter because he’s broke again.
by shaunkingisagrifter October 21, 2023
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Scrunkly

A person who is cute, in a funny way.
A stranger in the woods: You're so scrunkly!

Josh:...Who are you? Why are you here? Are you going to hurt me? Please go awa-
by WantSumDonuts December 28, 2023
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shruns

dude: bro whats 2+3? i forgot fr
u: dude u are shruns.
by clawdeensgirlfriend January 5, 2024
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Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot
that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker
by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024
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Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.
"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"
by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024
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Scrunklefuck

The most adorable little scrunkle ever who everyone else hates for a good and understandable reason but you don’t because omg look at them and also because you’re delusional (no offense)
Gamzee is such a cute little scrunklefuck I love him with all my heart (platonic)
by Kankri January 23, 2024
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