shred

the fine art of taking a shit.

I have to go take a shred.

I shredded all over the bathroom

by jRo January 10, 2004

shred

Windsurfing in gnarly winds/during a small craft advisory on a shortboard with mad skills. Can include straight out speed, wave riding, or freestyle.

"I was shredding hardcore in these 25+ mph winds"

by St. Marys Windsurfing October 19, 2006

shred the orange

When you shred an orange.

Shread the orange, bitch.

by Flappy January 18, 2005

Shred the Nar Nar

the act of shredding ones hymen...

Last night i went over to CJ's house, had sex with his virgin cousin and decided to Shred the Nar Nar (hymen)

by 8675309digger May 21, 2008

shredding the cheese

To cut the cheese many small times in rapid repitition.

Homey ate somethin' whack and is now shredding the cheese like Machine Gun Kelly in my Benzo!

by jWhBOT January 11, 2009

Shredder

Adjective- (1) to totally fuck up
(2) to have unprotected sex with livestock

"look at that tart with his c**k in that goat, proper 'shredder' style liek!!!"

by huh April 7, 2003

shredda

Also spelt 'shredder,' Someone who kicks ass at metal guitar.

he is a true shredda

by im no emo May 4, 2005