by Random_HotBrownie March 3, 2022
Get the Short-Stacksmug. "Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!
by beebob40 November 11, 2009
Get the Short Ropedmug. When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017
Get the Purple shortsmug. Someone who “takes shorts” or sleeps with lots of guys. Used by preppy kids in New England and around the northeast.
“Yeah dude she’s a shorts taker. She’s slept with Brad and Chad last weekend.” “Yeah she takes shorts”
by lilyd551 December 17, 2020
Get the Shorts takermug. Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."
by Gachunt July 25, 2012
Get the Out shorttedmug. 
