Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.

Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"

by T bagking September 20, 2016

No shave November

No shave November is where you don’t shave for a whole month so it can keep you warm
1.you start to smell like fish
2.you get crabs
3.you don’t get no man

Smell her she smells like fish she must be doing no shave November

by shanaepissedherpants.xo November 4, 2018

Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

Shave the baby

Business buzzword - Meaning to streamline something as much as possible.

On this project we really need to shave the baby

by biggianteggman February 12, 2009

Re-shave

The action of going back to the bathroom for a razor, even though you just shaved. Because you missed a bit.

Dammit, I gotta go re-shave. I missed this one hair on my Adam's apple...

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011

shave and crave

when you want to Netflix and chill but you only have Cravetv

Casual sex

Hey gurl, whatchu doin tonight? wanna Shave and Crave? ;)

by Qbaybay June 15, 2018