Semi bisexual

You are a 12 yo white girl that wants to be in the LGBT+ community, so you invent that you are homosexual, but you only like one gender, it's like being bisexual, but only liking one gender, basically, or you're homosexual or straight.

Jimmy: hey how are you
White 12 years old girl: im semi bisexual
Jimmy: what the fuck is that
White 12 years old girl: its that you are bisexual but only like one gender,
Jimmy: so you are straight?
White 12 years old girl: No, IM SEMI BISEXUAL HOMOFOBIC
Jimmy: shut up you stupid bitch, get some parents

by secmansis February 13, 2022

Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 11, 2024

semi-rando

when someone just shows up where you are at, and it seems random, but really they knew you would be there

so-and-so cruising into the club is semi-rando, because he knows thats where i hang every thursday

by Alison and Amanda December 21, 2007

semi-conductor breath

Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.

Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 3, 2017

Semi

(James Blunt Version)

Semi-automatic rifle

During a guest-hosting slot on the BBC2 program "Never Mind The Buzzcocks", James was asked what the line meant and said that "Semi" referred to a "semi-automatic rifle".

by Throsyios November 5, 2017

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

baby semy girl

A baby semy girl is an unknown species a rare species the most beautiful thing a human could see there are only one baby semy and one baby semy boy in the world

Omg is that a baby semy girl ?

by Hello my dark friend March 10, 2018