1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

a sexist game played my men to determine the worth of a woman through rating her appearance on a scale of one to ten.

Girl: "The 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), is stupid and offensive."
Boy: "Is it that time of the month?"

by tokenism October 22, 2016

scaletrix

Refers to the sexual act of tying a woman to the ground and inserting a scaletrix track up her anus until it comes out of her mouth. This is then joined back on to the other end to create a circut. Much fun is then enjoyed using her as a tunnel.

I scaletrixed your mum.

by Supermeep December 27, 2007

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

This is what people use when they are giving out rates. Now, to many people, they can interpret their rating in many ways, but this is how I interpret it, and how I believe everyone else should too,

10/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

9/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
8/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
7/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
6/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
5/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
4/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
3/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
2/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
1/10: Undoubtedly beautiful
0/10: Undoubtedly beautiful

If you get a bms, that means "break my scale" so, also, undoubtedly beautiful. If anyone says anything along the lines of "ew you're ugly I'd never rate you", you should also interpret that to be undoubtedly beautiful.

"Can you give me a rate on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), ?"

"7/10"

"I am undoubtedly beautiful, awesome, thanks!"

by madlemon December 10, 2016

scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.

man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!

by sacred357 December 12, 2003

chictor scale

A scale for measuring how far you've gone with a girl.

Person 1: Man I had such a hot date last night.
Person 2: What all did you do?
Person 1: Let's just say it was at least a six on the chictor scale.
Person 2: For a first date? Impressive. Wait was she concious?
Person 1: Okay okay a four then.

by Zackson January 22, 2008

Douche Scale

Often, calling someone a douche doesn't seem to be enough to represent their level of douche-baggery, thus the douche scale was invented, so as to quantify one's doucheness. Depending on the area you live in , different things are equivalent to different values on the scale. A basic, point system is used (see example). Usually one is marked on their doucheness out of 100. Keep in mind that those are just guidelines as to point distribution.

EXAMPLE DOUCHE SCALE

Clothing (20 points):
- Popped collar in back but not on sides = 5 douche point
- Popped collar everywhere = 10 douche points
- Polo shirt of an arguably flamboyant color (usually from hollister or a company synonmous with it) = 10 douche points

Behaviour (60 points):
- Talking loud enough so everyone in a 50 foot radius can hear you = 10 douche points
- Talking about oneself chronically = 10 douche points
- Pretending to be a different ethnicity (e.g. wiggers) = 20 douche points
- General douche-baggery(you can choose what this may consist of) = 20 points

Physical Appearance:
- Gelled hair = 10 douche points
- Excessive facial hair = 10 douche points

by sauce^noob January 19, 2009

Duey Scale

Ranking of females whore factor. Like the Gonzo Fuck Scale as referenced on Playboy Radio which ranks limits of sexual acts (D-P, etc), the Duey Scale ranks how many guys the female will perform these acts with and length between these acts.

Pornstar Houston is a perfect 10 on the Duey Scale after fucking 620 dudes in one day!!

Goodness that slut looks like she'd be a 10 on the Duey Scale... she's talked to every guy in the club!

by ExoticBrittany July 17, 2009