Jew salad

The string like hair hanging from a Jews hat

Hey Mike !! Look at the jew salad on that jew !

by Major toasty May 30, 2018

Protest Salad

When your friend doesn't agree with the group's restaurant choice so they order a salad as a form of silent protest.

"Hey Mike, this burger is amazing. How is your protest salad?"

by Dax420 September 11, 2012

Sink Salad

The grotty shit that collects in the drain when people put dishes with food remnants in the sink

Nora: "Fuck it's my kitchen clean up day"
Alie: "Don't forget to scoop out the sink salad or stab it through with a fork if you're lazy"

by sinksaladluver February 4, 2013

Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.

I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.

by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016

Roberto Salad

When chunks of food become clogged in the drain of a sink. Mainly after washing many dishes. Legend has it that the salad was invented by the lords of Blaze Pizza.

"Check this Roberto Salad out." -Diego
"That's fucking disgusting." - Joe

by Prodigy_55 August 15, 2018

Sink salad

A delicious snack to enjoy at the bottom of the sink after you wash the dishes

“Yo man you wanna cop some food later?”

“Nah man I’ve been fiending that sink salad Ive got building up in my sink”

by BiggieG07 July 9, 2019

Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.

I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018