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Q-gasm

An orgasm sustained in a queue (British. "line" if you're American) of people, either voluntarily or not.
the guy behind pressed up against me and I had a q-gasm.
by reff October 16, 2008
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Q-Hole

When you're in a long queue at the post office, or bank, or reception desk at the STD clinic, and people have to pass through the queue to leave.

The person who they choose to step by to get through is the Q-Hole.
"I was in the post office this morning and it was so busy, and I don't know what it is, I'm either really fit or really tragic, but I became everyone's Q-Hole.

or

You're just a Q-Hole waiting to happen.
by Just Another Bloke April 11, 2009
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q-tip

When you are having sex, you defecate in your partner's ear and then wipe the poop out with your penis.
Hey Carlos, I just q-tipped your mom last night.
by Carlchard January 20, 2007
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Sam Q

The hottest cutest sexiest most beautiful girl who has the best tasting lips ever and kisses like a greek goddess. love u sam
Dude:Hey Sam...ur HOT
Sam Q: I know.....now kiss me!!
by xterminator3001 March 12, 2012
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Dirty Q

When you need to loosen a girl's asshole to put your dick in, you take each index finger and strech the rectum accordingly. After the asshole has been sufficently streched you place one index finger in each nostril of the girl in question. The next step is to ram your cock into her asshole. When she tries to pull away, you reign her back in by her nose, she will be unable to move away from the degrading act that is anal penetration with her own shit in her nose.
He Dirty Q'd nine girls in 2 hours last night
by drew May 6, 2005
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q-tip

old person with gray/white hair.
That old q-tip up there is driving so slow.
by Neecie April 9, 2006
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