put on dirt

When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.

Dude, we got put on dirt.

I know man, they whupped us good.

by MN_Maverick April 10, 2016

Now put that on your sandwich!

used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.

I quit, now put that on your sandwich!

by skasian August 26, 2016

Put the baby in the nile

When you must commit to something without having good evidence it's the best course of action.

I committed the new code, sometimes you just have to put the baby in the nile.

by BitWarrior October 6, 2016

put me on brick mode

Saying to get the boy hard.
To get the penis hard

P1: dude she put me on brick mode wearing that dress
P2: i hope she puts me on brick mode

When a dude is sexually aroused he is put on brick mode

by rotfalmbo October 10, 2016

Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

by baileykirkham October 31, 2018

put the lid on the goat

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.

It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019

Put the pasta on the stove

A replacement for what or expressing confusion or If you want to say FUCK! but wanna be a bitch

“Christian, have you done the hw yet?”,Landon’s asserts. Christian responds”nah, idk how to Put the pasta on the stove”

by LONGDONG KONG January 6, 2020