prick

Worse than a douche and jerk combined. A guy who thinks they know everything but in reality they're stupid hypocrates. A guy who loves to cause drama then acts like nothings wrong. most likely a guy named Sam.

“Sam is a prick”

by jdornndkg December 20, 2021

Prick Panties

A pair of underwear in which an artificial fallical is fitted, to give pleasure during the act of sex between women.

Whilst the young man was viewing lesbian pornography, he was highly aroused by the sight of prick panties.

by stink wizard October 28, 2013

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

by Froggo boi February 2, 2024

Jabba the Prick

Governor of Illinois, J. B. Pritzker. He is as fat if not fatter than Jabba the Hut himself and he is more slimy. Princess Leia would have welcomed Jabba’s slimy embrace after seeing this disgusting blob. They do have one thing in common and that is they both would have taken Leia’s blaster.

Governor J. B. Pritzker, aka “Jabba the Prick,” robbed millions of their 2A rights to save exactly zero lives.

by Cabee816 May 1, 2023

Prick Pic

Picture of you getting the Jab. The most posted pic of our time.

Check out my prick pic.

by Sam Poochutie September 15, 2021

Pickle Prick

A penis shaped like a pickle or a really weird asshole.

Person 1: So how did it go?
Person 2: Well, okay I guess.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: He's got quite the Pickle Prick..
Person 1: Aww, well there's always that one guy across the street. Maybe you'll have better luck with him.

Person 1: He keeps stalking me and making sex jokes!
Person 2: Man, what a Pickle Prick.

by uneecorncupcakebites April 15, 2015

Prick Proof

Prick Proof:

Something so simple in either design or concept, that even a useless idiot could use or make sense of it.

A Zippo Lighter is so easy to use, it's Prick Proof!

by Brainbox101 June 27, 2009