Someone who talks about a topic when only understanding the basics or even nothing about the topic in question. The word "Professional Yapper" can be used when someone is confidently wrong.
Presenter: In this extract Adin Ross is trying to appear smart you could say a Professional Yapper
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.
Adin Ross: Do you believe in big bang theory or Pangaea.
XQC: What the fuck is Pangaea, li- that sounds like some wow (World Of Warcraft) thing.
Adin Ross: It's where islands ther-, like the whole world was an island that got split into continents.
XQC: The whole world or, our planet.
Adin Ross: Our planet. The world is the planet.
XQC: Well one theory doesnt affect the other. There both part of the same thing.
Adin Ross: I know, I know, I know. You know how there is con- const- continents there's um.
XQC: Yes, they got, they got broken apart yes.
Adin Ross: They got broken apart, Thats what it is. So I'm saying which one do you believe in.
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RECESSION PROFESSION means, working in a recession-proof industry such as Teaching. Working to pay the bills to withstand the recession, at the expense of personal-enjoyment and job-satisfaction
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The boss wont care if you dress ghetto professional as long as you get your assignments done on time.
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Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!
Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?
Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!
Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.
Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?
Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!
Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.
Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011
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It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.
It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.
by Dr Bary March 30, 2012
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Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.
(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.
(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!
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