Popeaphernalia

Objects one hoards of anythign and everything concerning the Pope for the purpose of one's obsession with the desire to birth the Pope's child.

Did you bring me back Popeaphernalia from Rome? I'm going to have his kids!

by Heaven G. August 4, 2005

T-Pose

A religious ritual which is served as an offering to the god of all things, Danny Devito, typically done on tuesdays. The day of tuesday requires at least one T-pose to be performed to appease Danny. To perform a t-pose, one must stand with a blank expression with their feet together, and raise their arms to their sides until their stance is similar to the letter T. Performing a t-pose is almost aleays accompanied with the Halo theme. Women cannot t-pose.

"Guys it's t-pose tuesday!" *T-poses and sings the halo theme*

by Some fucking dude June 12, 2018

Gay Naked Pose Off

A contest among a group of men meant to determine which is the most gay. It starts with all of the participants stripping naked and standing in a circle facing each other. Each of them then takes turns striking body-building poses.

The contest continues until at least one of the participants gets an erection. The first to get an erection is thus assumed to be turned on by the group of naked men striking poses, and therefore deemed to be the most gay.

Nick: Hey, I'm bored.

Shawn: Me too.

Rick: Let's have a gay naked pose off!!! :-)

by Bronies4Eva227 September 19, 2011

poser

A fake person. Usually in high school or middle school. Try too hard to blend in with the group that they want to fit into. Unfortunately, the ones who try and be punks and goths usually set the stereotypical goth and punk style so no one knows what either group really is except for the true ones.

1) Poser Punk: Jack went out and bought a skateboard and considered himself to be a 'punk'. When asked by a real skater if he could do a nollie, he replied, 'a what? Is that where you take one foot off of the skateboard?'
2) Poser Goth: Daniel considered himself a goth. He shopped all the time at Hot Topic. One day, another goth bumped into him and asked him what he thought about the Bauhaus. His reply: "Is that a new drink out?"

by "ez" July 16, 2008

poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.

slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

Korean Pose

The Korean Pose as observed by AskCasanova.com is the stance where a woman or man stands still and then crossing her ankles while maintaining his or her balance.

This pose is done by the majority of Korean pop singers/actresses on purpose as the most effective way to stand still when in public so as to look attractive and cute even when not performing.

This pose is used as a physical cue tool to stand out from a crowd with simple body language.

When taking a picture of a group of women you may stand anywhere in the group picture and cross your ankles while standing straight. This will automatically make you stand out from the crowd.

If you want to stand out from a group with a simple visual cue cross your ankles while standing up and waiting Korean Pose

by Ricky Lemons August 5, 2010

poser band

when someone decides to label someone without context based on the music they listen to and to make themselves seem superior to the one they are speaking to, they degenerate the name poser by using it to be hurtful.

Circa 1981 to 2012...

Dude, I can't believe you listen to a poser band like U2.

by facetious August 1, 2012