a thing that people eat for food.
THe history of Reese's cups: Two guys are driving in separate cars, one loves peanut butter and the other loves chocolate and they both crash into each other and a police officer named Reeses comes and asks them what happened and they tell him that the other person got peanut butter or chocolate into there chocolate or peanut butter and the officer trys it and thinks it is good idea and shoots them both and goes on to create the candy that people like to eat today... Reeses.
THe history of Reese's cups: Two guys are driving in separate cars, one loves peanut butter and the other loves chocolate and they both crash into each other and a police officer named Reeses comes and asks them what happened and they tell him that the other person got peanut butter or chocolate into there chocolate or peanut butter and the officer trys it and thinks it is good idea and shoots them both and goes on to create the candy that people like to eat today... Reeses.
by someguy123444444 October 09, 2006
A sexual act in which a male alternates between inserting his penis in a woman's anus and vagina specifically when the woman is menstruating. Fecal matter deposited on the penis is referred to as the "Peanut Butter" due to its thick brown appearance and menstrual secretions are attributed to be the "Jelly" due the pasty red residue resembling strawberry jam. For added effect this act can be performed to the song with the same name, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
I heard the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song the other day and I had a sudden urge for some real Peanut Butter Jelly Time! My girlfriend just happened to be menstruating so I called her over for some good old fashioned fun. Things got rather messy but boy was it worth it!
by Valsleezy April 08, 2008
When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.
by Hass July 06, 2005
When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
by thejakebush May 29, 2008
when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
by riley peterson May 26, 2008
when you have a poop that is 2 colors, one half of the log looks like chocolate and the other half looks like peanut butter color,
i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty
i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty
by cammowammo November 06, 2009
George: Ni hao, wodepengyou, hao ma???
Ange: Ahlan wa sahlan, ahkbarik eh?
George: ... Huh?
Ange: George, aren't you from the Middle East?
G: That's right.
A: Then how come your Chinese is so much better than your Arabic?
G: ...... I'm part Turkish. That's in Asia.... >.>;
Here, we see that George is obviously a Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup.
Ange: Ahlan wa sahlan, ahkbarik eh?
George: ... Huh?
Ange: George, aren't you from the Middle East?
G: That's right.
A: Then how come your Chinese is so much better than your Arabic?
G: ...... I'm part Turkish. That's in Asia.... >.>;
Here, we see that George is obviously a Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup.
by TheCupofReese's May 28, 2009