Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

and i oop-

“and i oop-”, is a word we once all used, until the vsco girls took over and it’s considered cringey now

random person: omg did u hear julia cheated on jackson!?

vsco girl: oMg SkSkSkSkhJhdjdjsjHjKjshdh AND I OOP-

by i don’t know pls don’t ask November 8, 2019

Oop

When something is an oof but it's not as bad as an oof. More often than not it's used in a text message.

Young kid: I lost my glasses.
You: oop

by SocialSkeleton December 12, 2018

And I oop

And I oop is a term used by ghetto blacks and ghetto white bitches often used with the term

I hit my balls

*gets hit by a ball* and I oop

by Alex and axel August 26, 2019

oops cum

When someone cums even b4 penatration of the vagina

This usually happens when the penis is getting played with

Escobar u came and you didn't even stick it in yet " it was a oops cum"

by Shivel June 15, 2017

And I oop

When you accidentally sit on your balls in the middle of explaining something.

So clarissa kicked me in the ass And I oop! im done. Goodbye

by Ya boi Chris_Cross August 24, 2019

And I oop

Some dumb shit people say that got dumb bitch syndrome in them 🤦🏽 ♀️🤷🏽 ♀️

Vsco girls/boys :And I oop

Me: yep they got that dumb bitch syndrome

by I ain’t sacerd of you November 14, 2019