(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
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(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
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(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
by Left_hand_on_chad October 9, 2019

by sadvalem October 2, 2018

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018


A being who can suck my dick
by fancygoblin December 11, 2022

This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??
The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.
God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.
by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018
