Oliver c is the fittest and thickest guy u have ever seen. he has a big penis which he shoves up people all the time. everyone wants to be him as girls just start fingering themselves in front of him.
by skanky mut August 28, 2020
A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.
Olive Garden is so gay.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
by Eitan July 15, 2009
In the seen from Office space with Joanna (the girlfriend) and Bill Lumbergh (the boss) doing it, if Lumbergh had not been holding the coffee mug, but rather wearing a top hat, that would be the epitome of the Oliver Cromwell.
by Mad Shibby October 02, 2007
That Olive Nigger from Athens has greasy hair.
by dbtwothree September 06, 2008
An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
by Azmera June 25, 2010
Your in a crowed place, your BUSTING for the toilet, but everybody knows what "number 2" means...
so you say "hey im just going for an olive!"
or if it is indeed a number one
"i need some olive oil!"
so you say "hey im just going for an olive!"
or if it is indeed a number one
"i need some olive oil!"
by HANNAHHHHHHHHHHH! April 04, 2008