offed

To be offed is to be annoyed with something, as if one put a four letter taboo word before it. However, the taboo word becomes silent. Instead of saying 'I was completely ****ed off by someone', you'd say 'I was so offed by someone'.

I am getting so offed with the school. They don't understand my son's needs at all.

by Netal Beattie July 21, 2011

Offenbach

Loser town in Germany. Highest rates of personal bankrupcty in the country. "Einen Offenbacher machen" means filing for bankrupcty. Also famous with Islamists and ISIS symphatizers.

Einen Offenbacher machen

To pull on "Offenbacher"

by TheGreatCensor May 9, 2018

offensieve

the filter some people may or may not have for offensive topics or words

Person A: "Fuck you!"

Person B: "Dude, your offensieve needs to be checked!"

by Cailleagh January 13, 2009

offerentering

When you go to someones house, offer them something and then enter, at the same time

*knock knock*
"Hi there, would you like to purchase some cheese?" *walks in*
"Dude, what are doing just offerentering my house! I don't even like cheese!"

by lessica December 14, 2009

offer soup

A term meaning too complex to be meaningful. More ideas than necessary or even useful. Also implies a lack of focus.

Derived from improv, its original use was typically reserved for scenes that weren't working due to too much happening on stage.

Yikes, that last scene was about everything but the kitchen sink! Offer soup anyone?

Dang, Pirates of the Carribbean Three was totally offer soup.

by Sue Dunham February 11, 2010

offestive

When your holiday decorations or general behavior goes from festive to offensive.

It was really offestive of those drunk girls to put Mariah Carey's All I want for Christmas on the juke box 10 times in a row.

by Buttyang December 21, 2010

Offendity

A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.

Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.

"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"

by Jusmar March 4, 2013