arse bandit

a gay rapist. someone who rapes gay people

Tony: Omg, dyu know Ben! ? He's an arse bandit !

by Jessika Homicide September 25, 2006

Arse licker

A person who is willing to ingratiate him/ herself to a supeior to advance their carreer /schooling even though they trually believe the superior is an arse hole.

Superior can I arse licker you because I think you are wonderful?

Why not because I have run out of toilet paper and i will see to your promotion.

by JAJBP July 08, 2017

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

ugly arse

To be an "ugly arse" you'd need to be really ugly as far as looks go. Thus being described by your mates, friends and occasionally your family as an "Ugly Arse"
Tell all your friends. Its right.

Your not so beautiful ex girlfriend is a right ugly arse.

by Thumbs marco September 23, 2006

Can't be arsed

Used as slang for.

I can't be bothered.
I need to go to town but I can't be arsed.
I should be doing some work but I can't be arsed.

This is the original definition.
Alternate saying
I can't be asked.

Apparently more polite but means
I've gone deaf?
I don't understand the question?
I don't understand English

I could write more definitions but I can't be ARSED and no one has ASKED me to.

by **whos.using.my.pseudonym? February 25, 2017

arse athlete

A homosexual gaylord bummer fag.
A bum-gineering expert.
A Martin of the fuller variety.

You dont wanna go there, it's full of shit-eaters and arse athletes!!

by Nickenstien May 10, 2007

arse monkey

A small annoying monkey that follows you around wherever you go.

"want to come for a pint? - no i got some fucking arse-monkey with me"

by Willy~Wonka February 03, 2005